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#26

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Men Beware! This is very frightening!!!!
Men, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl.
There is a new drug that is in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to induce their male victims to have sex with them.
The shocking news is that the drug is available virtually anywhere! It goes by the street name “Beer”. All girls have to do is buy a “Beer” or two for almost any guy and then simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex.
Men are rendered literally helpless against such tactics. Please! Forward this to everyone you know…There are just too many innocent men out there to leave unaware of the great vulnerability they may have to this insidious liquid.

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#27

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Un arab batran traia langa New York. Ar fi vrut sa cultive cartofi, dar era singur si garbovit. Fiul sau studia in Paris, asa ca decise sa-i scrie un email.
“Draga Ahmed, sunt foarte trist ca nu pot planta cartofi in gradina. Sunt convins ca daca ai fi fost aici, m-ai fi ajutat si am fi sapat toata gradina. ”
Ziua urmatoare primi raspunsul la mail.
“Draga tata, te rog nu te apuca sa sapi in gradina. Acolo am ascuns “CHESTIA” , semnat:Ahmed“.
La 4 dimineata se trezeste batranul cu CIA, FBI si Armata in gradina. Cauta si scotocesc fiecare milimetru din gradina, dar nu gasesc nimic. Dezamagiti, pleaca toti.
A doua zi primeste arabul un mail de la fecior:
“Draga tata, sper ca intre timp gradina noastra sa fi fost sapata sa poti cultiva cartofi. Mai mult decat atat nu am putut face pentru tine“.

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#28

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Un tigan, un roman, un englez au vrut se vada cine sta cel mai mult in cotet la porc:
Intra englezul,sta doua minute si iese:
-Puuu ce pute-a porc!
Intra romanul, sta doua minute si iese:
-Puuu ce pute-a porc!
Intra tiganul, iese porcul:
-Puuuuuu ce pute-a tigan!!!

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#29

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Badea Gheorghe in tren cu un american.

Scoate Badea Gheorghe un castravete. Americanul intreaba:
-Ce este ala?
-Un castravete, zice Badea
-La noi sunt de trei ori mai mari.

Scote Badea un mar.
-Ce este ala?
-Un mar.
-La noi sunt de trei ori mai mari.

Scoate Badea Gheorghe un pepene.
-Ce este ala?
-Mazare, in pi*da mati!

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#30

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Three Feelings:
What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.

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#31

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Intra un cowboy in salon si vede o femeie frumoasa.
Nu stie cum sa intre in vorba cu ea, asa ca ii impusca pe toti, dupa care o intreaba:
- Singurica, singurica…?

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#32

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Un roman, un francez si un englez in vizita la New York…

In fata statuii Libertatii:
Francezul: c’est merveileuse ,c’est magnifique!
Englezul: it’s wonderfull,masterpiece!
Romanul: Mama, sa-mi bag pulaaaa!!!

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#33

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Un oltean calatoreste in tren impreuna cu un negru. Dupa un timp olteanul zice:
- Bre, da esti negru!
- Da, zice negrul.
Iarasi tacere. Dupa un timp olteanul zice:
- Bre, da de unde esti?
- Din Camerun.
- Camerunu’ asta-i departe?
- Departe… Tacere.
- Auzi bre, da al cui din Camerun esti?

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